I’m not good at anything

amysnotdeadyet

louwhis

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

continueplease

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby. I got yo flower.”

andwhentheskywasopened

i found it

the original post

i found it

eviesrealitychangesdaily

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog.

i-wanna-diepacito

I hope you guys are happy. You have no idea about the lengths I went to to find this post and get it on my blog.

biggest-gaudiest-fish

Everyone on this post is deactivated, this is like finding a fossil

let-melizabeth-be-happy

I legally have to reblog this

sirius-simpp

Remus: Hey I made burgers, extra pickles do you want one?

Sirius: Of course babe! Thank you!

James *whispering*: Don’t eat that, you’re allergic to pickles.

Sirius *whispering*: Shhh, just call Madame Pomfrey later.

Remus lupin sirius black remus x sirius the marauders

centersy

pr1nceshawn

Parents Supporting Their LGBT Kids During Pride Month.

i-deduce-skeletons

Fuck spreading hate like wildfire, spread this! Compassion, love and pride during pride month!!

pleasejustbenicetopeople

Some poc parents showing their support because images like these are rarely shown and hard to find.

THIS IS IMPORTANT.

SPREAD THIS LIKE WILD FIRE.

Pride lgbtq trans pride gay pride bi pride lesbian pride proud parents supportive parents allies

lucifers-lawyer

ged-gedward

when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree

hidden-suggestion

when u scratch a cat’s cheek and they lean their head into ur hand reblog if u agree

rip-n-tear

when u put your hand in front of your cat’s face and they gently headbut u reblog if u agree

roughhewnends

when ur cat runs just a lil bit faster to get to u reblog if u agree

imacrazedfangirl

cats reblog if u agree

questbedhead

deepetch

This is awesome on so many levels.

Ladies and Gentlemen i present to you John Carpenter’s The Thing, as performed by the claymated, Antarctic cast of the hit children’s animation Pingu. Directed by Lee Hardcastle, in under 3 minutes. Noot, Noot.

litttleshark

Oh my fucking god.

queerkreep

JESUS CHRIST

sixthrock

I’m still amazed at how they got a “noot noot” to sound so much like a “fuck you”

alexaloraetheris

I am amazed that they managed to make it somehow even more horrifying in three minutes than the original movie made it in two hours.

jaanii

dankmemeuniversity

xelayxes

xelayxes

@matzahball

dracophile

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner--I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

hamptercatapult

great poast every one👍

shirecorn

I have drawn him....
The High Geologist

syberfire117

Can’t believe he’s ace

shirecorn

He is now
And here’s the photo evidence:

aphorisnt

hey guys...https://twitter.com/MatthewLillard/status/1322648148364324864 so does this make it canon?

shirecorn

the high geologist has ascended

silvain-shadows

every time i see this post it gets.... better? but also weirder.

segasister

I always gotta reblog the High Geologist once in a while.

sapphireclawe

I love this too much.

ace pride geologist Shaggy centaurs Magic Asexual centaur Shaggy Rogers the high geologist high af

pvntherz

I don't give a good god damn what anyone else says, this is really the only six tiktok that matters

( credit to @mxmtoon on tiktok)

jadedaceofspades-deactivated202

poppy-popsicles

I wanted to download We Will Rock You, but…

consultingcorsair

visitingfan

samandriel

everytime i hear this my lungs hurt from laughing

riddlemethatgollum

I just fOUND HTE BEST GIF OMFG

bleeznuggets

I HAVE LOOKED FOR THIS LONGER THAN I HAVE BEEN ALIVE

hazlelnoot

37chickenducks

werewolvesdontlikeyou

No, no, these .gifs are terrible to go with this song.

You need something like this:

inverted-author

ITS BACCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!

cellochicita

I’m crying pls listen

cupcakeshakesnake

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS OMG

chemicalgee

I always troll my friends with this

gingerhastoomanyobsessions

This sounds like it’s being sung by a passive-aggressive 1920s radio host wearing a very dapper suit and threatening me with a cartoonishly small pistol, bearing a large grin on his face that indicates that he will not hesitate to put a hole in my forehead, not for a second

iceslushii

what

this

bandzhoe9194-blog

I’m both mildly disturbed and very interested

beingatoaster

kuttithevangu

Someone I know not well enough to voice my opinion on the subject said something like why didn’t God make potatoes a low-calorie food so I am here to say: God made them like that because their nutrition density IS what makes them healthy. By God I mean Andean agricultural technicians. Potato is healthy BECAUSE potato holds calories and vitamins. Do not malign potato

mediocrity-uwu

For all evolutionary history, life has struggled against calorie deficit… So much energy goes into finding food that there is no time for anything else. Our ancestors selectively bred root vegetables to create the potato, so that we might be the first species whose daily existence doesn’t consist of trying to find the nutrients necessary for survival. One potato can rival the calorie count of many hours of foraging… Eat a potato, and you free up so much time to create and build and connect with your fellow man. Without potato where would you be?? Do not stand on the shoulders of giants and think thyself tall!!

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

I nearly teared up reading “Andean agricultural technicians” bc fuck yes! these were members of Pre-Inca cultures who lived 7 to 10 thousand years ago, and they were scientists! food scientists and researchers and farmers whose names and language we can never know, who lived an inconceivably long time ago (pre-dating ancient civilizations in Egypt, China, India, Greece, and even some parts of Mesopotamia) and we are separated by millennia of time and history, but still for thousands of years the ~~fruits~~ vegetables of their labor and research have continued to nourish countless human lives, how is that not the most earthly form of a true miracle??? anyway yes potatoes are beautiful, salute their creators.

cricketcat9

There are approximately 4000 varieties of potato in Peru. I’ve seen an incredible variety of corn and tomatoes, and root vegetables I’ve never seen before, on the local farmer markets. Yet some expats insist on buying only imported, expensive American brands of canned veggies… 🤷🏼‍♀️ Peruvian potatoes 👇🏼

i-just-like-commenting

It is long since time for us to start viewing plant domestication as the bioscience that it is. Because while the Andeans were creating potatoes, the ancient Mesoamericans were turning teosinte into corn:

And then there’s bananas, from Papua New Guinea:

These were not small, random changes, this was real concerted effort over years to turn inedible things into highly edible ones. And I’m convinced the main reason we’re reluctant to call them scientific achievements is, well, a racist one.

poetellis-deactivated20220416

Someone said “Are you really so stupid to think that Africa has the same technological advances as us? If they did they would probably have clean water and not live in houses made of sticks and mud. Get over yourself and stop being so ignorant.”….. Below is a tiny collection of images of the Africa they refuse to show you..

kushandwizdom

ches

I’m sorry you’ve been made to believe that the whole of Africa is poor, I really am..

shez-a-b0mbshell

Reblogging for those of you who think Africa is only what the media and movies portrays it to be

teddybearnova

This fucks me up because it’s scary to think that we can be showed something all our lives and not even know it’s a lie

2ollux-double-bulge

And that my friend is the power of propaganda, indoctrination, and media

the-collecting-turnip

Are these pictures of South Africa or of Africa as a whole?

fgsshinyhoard

@the-collecting-turnip From top to bottom:

1. Port Elizabeth (South Africa)

2. Unknown

3. Nairobi (Kenya)

4. Pretoria (South Africa)

5. Aburi Botanical Gardens (Ghana)

6. Cape Town (South Africa)

7. Pretoria (South Africa)

8. Harare (Zimbabwe)

9. Windhoek (Namibia)

10. Windhoek (Namibia)

To @kushandwizdom this is a rather unfair portrayal of Africa as a whole since half of these are literally just South Africa. So Instead to add to this post and better dispel the myth of Africa as the vast wasteland of poverty most people think, I found a much more mixed collection of pics from various countries.

Luanda, Angola

Agadir, Morocco

Lagos, Nigeria

Cairo, Egypt

Port Louis, Mauritius

Abidjan, Cote d’Ivoire

Algiers, Algeria

Tripoli, Libya

Dar es Salaam, Tanzania

Tunis, Tunisia

So, there, a much better case demonstrating the various major cities around Africa showing it isn’t some technologically backwards continent, but actually pretty up-and-coming in the world of commerce.

hockey-trash

I once was talking to my Ethiopian manager about ignorant people asking her dumb shit about her life before she moved to the states…

the worst story she told me about was when she told a fellow student (at a fairly prestigious university) about a concert she went to back home. The other student responded with “omg you have music there!?” 🤦🏾‍♀️

cricketcat9

Rebloging, because we need to see these pictures.

As for stupid questions: “do you have grocery stores in Ecuador?”

justgot1

These are great!

A redneck neighbor once asked my mom (in the 80s) if they had cars in Peru. Sigh.

This is the product of poor world history in school & little current affairs coverage outside Western Europe, except for catastrophes, so all we see are the war torn, poverty stricken, disaster-affected parts on the news. And racism, of course.

lettingitoutabit

I bet most Americans who think that African countries are just completely poverty stricken have no idea what the US looks like in its poorest areas, not everywhere in the US is nice suburbs or unrealistically large apartments on tv